Cocky funny online dating profile
If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.
I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.
The truth is I am probably here for the same reasons you are. if you are you're a desperate stalker who will do just about anything to get a ring on the finger!
The fact is I'm here to see how big of an ass I can make of myself and have some fun while I'm at it.
Here is a list of some of the best online dating opening messages I have used.
and if I say something completely random to you that comes straight out of left field, it's probably me screwing around with you.
What a woman really wants is a nice guy who’s strong, who’s got balls, who will stand up to her, who has confidence, who won’t take her shit.
The most attractive male persona is someone who has the long term potential of a nice guy with the wild adventurous streak of a bad boy.
Interests Piracy rabble rousing bars and clubs midget porn About Me Arrrrrghhh, I was born a Pirate on the high seas.
Traveling the globe in search of booty I have sunken many a maiden vessel.